worst possible time to find out about your superpowers
did he win
DID HE WIN
(Source: meme4u)
suicidaldreamslivingnightmares:
i really love dragons
dragons are wonderful and should be real
(cries)
IM PRETTY FUCKING REAL
HOLY SHIT AN ACTUAL DRAGON
DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT
what the FUCK.
please do not swear i am a christian
(Source: sassygayenma)
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:
Is there a sexy left eyebrow nobel prize?
WAAAH. I did not even notice this! How is he so perfect?!?!
cute cute cute
“How did she die?”
“She was bludgeoned to death with an eyebrow.”
“An eyebrow?”
“To be fair sir, it belonged to Benedict Cumberbatch.”
“She never stood a chance…”
Oh good lord
(Source: sherlocked-for-life)
welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
(Source: fucknoalmosteverything)
ACTING.
(Source: doomsday519)
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
(Source: facebook.com)
