I guess you could say that her scarf was….
- Sherlock: [SCREAMING]
- Doctor Who: [SCREAMING]
- Harry Potter: SUPERNATURAL, DO SOMETHING
- Supernatural: WHY DO I HAVE TO
- Hannibal: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT THEM UP SOON I'LL EAT YOU ALL
- Harry Potter: JUST FUCKING DO IT, GET SOME SALT AND DUMP IT IN THEIR EYES OR SOMETHING
- Supernatural: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
- Hannibal: I'LL DUMP SALT ON ALL OF YOU AND COOK UNTIL MEDIUM WELL DONE
- Sherlock: ANDERSON
- Doctor Who: GALLIFREY
- Harry Potter: DO SOMETHING ALREADY, FOR MERLIN'S SAKE
- Merlin: [high pitched screeching]
- Supernatural: I HATE ALL OF YOU
my mum just told me that if we ever saw benedict cumberbatch in the street she’d trip me up and walk away so he would help me up
your mom is an A+ parent
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division